[Introduction]
- Punt: Welcome to the royal Bindale golf tournament. Now, who fancies a right royal thrashing?
- [swinging wedge]
- [walking]
- Tink: I'll take you on, Punt!
- Punt: [laugh] You young twits aren't posh enough to play golf!
- Tink: I think he's scared, Clott.
- Punt: Scared? [laugh] I'll teach you a jolly good lesson!
- [hitting ball]
- Clott: Tink, how are you gonna beat Punt?
- Tink: I've got a plan!
- [taking out bag]
- [picking ball]
- [hitting ball]
- [stick hits Clott]
- Clott: Oww!
- Punt: This really is absurdly easy.
- [hitting ball gently]
- [ball goes into hole]
- [ball thrown]
- [walking]
- Clott: Is it my go?
- Tink: No, Clott!
- [hitting ball]
- [ball goes into hole]
- Punt: You got mighty lucky that time, young chap!
- Tink: It's not luck, Punt!
- [picking ball]
- [hitting ball]
- [landing]
- [holding ball]
- Clott: Is it my go yet?
- Tink: No, Clott, one more good shot and I'll beat Punt!
- [hitting ball]
- [hitting Clott's head]
- [Clott falling]
- [landing]
- Crowd: [gasp]
- [ball goes into hole]
- Crowd: Hurrah!
- Tink: Hooray!
- Punt: I don't know how you did it.
- Clott: Oh, my go!
- [picking up wedge and ball]
- [hitting ball]
- Crowd: Hooray!
- [trophy broken]
- Tink: D'oh, Clott!
- Crowd: [growl]
- [picking up wedges]
- [dropping trophy]
- [dropping balls]
- [Tink enters vehicle]
- [Tink drives vehicle]
- Tink: Jump in!
- [Clott jumps in]
- Punt: Tink, Clott!
- [hitting balls]
- Clott: Uh, Tink? How did you beat Punt anyway?
- [picking ball]
- Tink: Magnetic golf balls!
- [ball attaches to metal]
- Clott: Brilliant idea, Tink!
- [turning around]
- Tink: Ahh!
- Clott: Ahh!
[credits]